A guy makes body like Salman Khan. Still not able to get a girlfriend.

In a not so shocking incident Bipin (Name changed from Vipin) alias builder an IT employee was telling me his not so disturbing story. I mean this is ridiculous. WTF is the problem with girls. I mean what else should I do to get a girlfriend? Bipin was asking with tears in his eyes and lemon candy in his mouth.  Yesterday was my birthday and not a single woman called me to wish me Happy Birthday, not even my mom. All my friends together gifted me 40 year old virgin DVD on my birthday.  I was so upset. Actually I was very fat entire my life and I used to think that fat is new sexy in this modern times.  I used to think that girls also like my personality as they used to call me my teddy, my gushy mushy, my pillow every time. But then whenever I used to ask them out for date they used to just say “Awwww ….” and leave. 

I remember there was one girl in our collage who used to care for me a lot. Every day she used to give me all her remaining lunch box that she never used to finish. I though she accepted me in her group as all her other friends also used to give me all their unfinished lunch boxes and I used to finish them all to reciprocate my love to them.  So one fine day I decided to show some guts to ask her out to be my girlfriend. I don’t know what happened ,she just said “ewww look at you….” And she left. After that day we never talked again. After a month or so I found out that she decided to get married to one of the Facebook photographer she never met in her life. I can't even tell you how depress I was to know my baby doll is getting married to that midget photographer. I was so upset that day  that I finished whole 2kg chocolate cake in one sitting that night. Then I saw one advertisement on TV about being healthy and fit and how girls go crazy when they see muscles.  So I decided to give it a try. That’s why for last one year I am working out like crazy, days and night. I am not even eating my favorite banana pudding and very vanilla ice-cream in the nights. Now I can see changes in my body but not in these girls’ attitude.  I even posted my before/ after pictures on Facebook. But not even a single like from any girl. Only people who are commenting and liking my post are my other fat friends. They are laughing and making fun of me now that I can’t even go with them to eat samosa and kachori. Some of them have stopped talking to me as they think that I am a misfit in their group and it’s below their dignity to talk to a person like me. I mean I am losing my own identity after this whole gym and health conscious thing. This is bullshit. All my other bald, hairy, midget friends have girlfriends then why not me?  asks Bipin. He is now even thinking of getting a sex change so that he can feel for himself (not literally).