Open Letter To PETA India on "Save the Tigers"...

To PETA India,

Please stop sending me invitations such as “Save Tigers”. I am not an animal lover first off all. Don’t you see that my orkut status “I like them at zoo”? Are you supporter of LTTE or Prabhakaran? Just tell me frankly. And as I am true Indian, I only care for cows, monkeys, dogs, snakes, rats and all the other ugly animals who our gods like to ride. And by the way how it will help me to change my life? I am going to still suck at my grades, still going to play beer pong every Saturday and Sunday and get wasted, my roommates still going to suck at making food and Belgaum will still be in Karnataka too. So what’s the point? And why you want to save mo$%#@^&*%ing tigers? Don’t you like walking in the forest without fear? These m*&^%$$%&^#s made life miserable for so many years for so many animals. What about saving those animals? For years they were killing innocent humans but none of them went around saying “Save Humans”. And don’t you know the saying “Survival of the fittest”?

Now look at the losers now just 1411 left. And as now they are low in numbers, they want our help? F%$# them. Frankly, if they were not flesh eaters I would tell them to kiss my a%$. I think we should just finish them off so that DLF or SAHARA can develop this land and can sponsor Indian Cricket Team. Now don’t give me a crap like what about ecosystem balance and all. First of all you are the one who are losing balance by telling all our actors to shed their cloths for this ignoble purpose. Just tell me how will it help you to save this tigers if Sharlyn Chopra or Celina Jaitley goes naked? Are you out of your mind? These kinds of shit only help us in the night and not more than that. Trust me on that. So please don’t send me this kind of emails again for the god sake. Just leave me alone. You can ask Uddhav Thakray about this “Saving Tiger” Shit. It may sound reasonable to him or you may ask Menaka Gandhi as she is trying to save every stray animal possible but not me.

In the end I can only say that “I Love Animals. They're Delicious”